lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via princess-of-rivendell)

July 25, 2014 170952
apervertedthought:

He warned his mother that this day would come, that all that pent-up lust that she helped him unearth would rear its ugly head soon. She kept on telling him that he needed to be more aggressive with women, wasn’t the most supportive of moms when he lamented about the latest dumb girl to leave his ass for whatever reason; she rolled her eyes told him it was his fault. She even took his hands a few time and put it on her tit or her ass and scoffed when he instinctively pulled back in shock.
So she knew, deep down inside this was her fault. Waking up from a nap that she doesn’t remember getting into, realizing that she was tied down and that her own son was having his way with her, fucking her raw, and that there were a number of other boys in the room with their dicks out, seemingly waiting their turn. The son wanted to go easy on this woman who raised him, while making a big point, and he started to speak with equal parts revenge, lust and affection. “Is this what you wanted mom? You want me to be the asshole that gets the girl, right? Not some loser like dad who you continue to sleep with on your bed, wasting your time? You just want to get fucked, is that it? By me? By my friends? By real men with big dicks?” All somewhat rhetorical as he had his hand over her mouth so she wouldn’t wake up his dad, but she just teared up and was nodding yes, yes while feeling what would be the first of many cumshots unloading in her that night.
sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

ihasquestions:

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

posted now and queued for later. It’s just too easy not to. 

(Source: poogieboogie, via congalineofdurin)

July 25, 2014 704976
minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
canhappenlove:

✝
drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

D.R.E.A.M. - Drugs rule everything around me
we work in the dark to serve the light